Karen's SEO Blog
2024
- Made My Content Team Write 100 Meta Descriptions in Complete DarknessInnovative team building exercises for optimal meta description creation.
- Just Mortgaged My House to Buy 50,000 Backlinks from a Guy Named VladimirRevolutionary link building strategies and why bankruptcy is just another KPI.
- I Made Our Canonical Tags Fight Each Other in a ThunderdomeRevolutionary approach to canonical tag optimization through gladiatorial combat.
- Why I Legally Changed My Name to 'SEO Expert Near Me Best Agency 2024'The ultimate guide to personal branding through legal name changes and schema markup.
- Ultimate Guide to Creating SEO Content (And Why I Had to Fire My Entire Family)Discover why family bonds are temporary but SERP rankings are forever in this comprehensive guide to content optimization.
- 72-Hour Agency-Wide Fast: Understanding Crawl Budget Through StarvationRevolutionary approach to technical SEO through controlled hunger and keyword cannibalization.
- Why Google's Algorithm is Exactly Like My Ex-Wife KarenUnderstanding algorithm updates through the lens of failed marriages and emergency optimization fees.
- Advanced Technical SEO: 6 Hours of Screaming at XML SitemapsRevolutionary sitemap optimization techniques through emotional abuse and team chanting.
- Why I Fired My Intern for Basic Human Needs: An SEO Success StoryDiscover how eliminating sleep and food requirements led to a 0.02% bounce rate improvement.